Several of my friends have asked me in the last few days if all this stuff is really true or if I'm just making this all up. I promise...this is ALL TRUE!!! You're probably thinking, "There's NO way someone could be this...this...GEEZ! What DO you call this?" but it is 100% true...unfortunately.
This made me laugh-a friend asked his wife if I was for real because I seemed so smart. She told him that my intelligence is just a distraction. LOL